Walter Tango Foxtrot! What the fuck was I born into? This is blashphemy! This is MADNESS! THIS IS SHEEPWORLD! Follow the fucker in front of you like the good lemming you are.
WHY THE FUCK DO WE WEAR COLLARS? Why of course so that we can hold our Tie's in place. Why do we wear ties? Because no one bothers to ask any questions about ANYTHING!
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The Tie and collar serve absolutely no purpose other than to identify you as a non question asking sheep lemming. Cool Story Bragh. Let me tie a giant rope around my neck as tight as fucking possible that hangs down in front of me in one of the most uncomfortable ideas of fashion ever imagined.
Fuck I would rather have to wear uncomfortable spiked heels than have a noose constantly restrict my throat and larynx. ARE YOU ALL INTO BONDAGE? Is this some kind of a fetish? Do you like being tied up and look submissive?
Jesus Fuck can one of these designers who sets the trend for humanity PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE FUCKING PLEASE tell the world the tie and collar are OUTDATED?!?!?!?!?
Fuck your collars. And fuck your ties. To the Fucking Cocksucking Asshat Douchbag who invented this design, I shit down your corpses throat and piss on your gave. Asshole.
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